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Ron Sexsmith πŸ’™

@ronsexsmith

Half man Half melody
(Idiot savant without the savant part and former kid detective)
(He/Him/)

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When my jacket's tight And my vest don't fit I need a tailor swift! With my pants too long I could use a lift I need a tailor swift! Some magical sewing elf Not one who says "suit yourself" If my sleeve's too short If my crotch is ripped I need a tailor swift! RS

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I've loved all of Kyp Harness records But his latest one "Kick The Dust" is especially great! It's quite stark.. just acoustic guitar bass & drums and his amazing lyrics/delivery of course Anyway, check it out if you can RS

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Goin' to bed! Gonna lay my dozy head in my cozy bed And dream of rosy days ahead With lots of toasty bread To eat with ghosty Fred Go haunt someone else instead As for me I'm goin' to bed! RS

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Today was gonna be the day You were gonna buy a healthy loaf But then I saw it in the aisle Started squishing it like an oaf I don’t believe that anybody Wants to buy the one with ancient grains And maybe Ya gonna be the loaf that saves me From being dead You’re my Wonderbread RS

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(Me looking at the front lawn) ME: Well, the grass ain't gonna cut itself... GRASS: You don't know that! You have no idea what I'm capable of... ME: Um, ok. You do it then... GRASS: Nah, I'm good! ME: I thought so... RS

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In honour of the late Freddie Mercury's birthday here's a repeat of "LOVE OF MY LIFE" WRITTEN BY FREDDIE MERCURY RS youtu.be/79y6zva5X7o?si… via YouTube