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Ron Sexsmith πŸ’™

@RonSexsmith

Half man Half melody
(Idiot savant without the savant part and former kid detective)
(He/Him/)

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Not all heroes wear capes
Not all pancakes are crepes
Not all Welch’s love grapes
Not all stoners use vapes
But most gorilla’s are apes RS

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Everyone's talking about Timothy Chalamet's starring in the new Bob Dylan bio pic but no one's talking about my amazing transition as Michael McDonald in the upcoming bio pic 'What A Fool Believes' RS

Everyone's talking about Timothy Chalamet's starring in the new Bob Dylan bio pic but no one's talking about my amazing transition as Michael McDonald in the upcoming bio pic 'What A Fool Believes' RS
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ME: Is it true you once had a near death experience?
YOU: Yup...
ME: So how was it?
YOU: Felt like I'd died and gone to Heaven RS

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I used to buy Cracker Jacks a lot when I was a kid and there was a pretty fair peanut to caramel corn ratio
But now, you're lucky if there's one lonely peanut in a crowd of angry caramel corn! And the prize nowadays?
Don't even get me started! RS

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I'm gonna walk around the block tonight
I'm gonna walk, walk, walk with broad delight
I'm gonna walk, gonna walk around the block
Tonight!!!!!! RS

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Spent most of the day in my office
answering emails and tweets attempting to
get things done without getting much done RS

Spent most of the day in my office answering emails and tweets attempting to get things done without getting much done RS
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It's a gloomy day
And life feels like a hassle
A good day to be bound and gagged
Inside a spooky castle
It's a gloomy day
Grey as a pretty elephant
A good day to feel down or sad
Cast out and a bit irrelevant
But tomorrow if that sun decides to show
My heart will surely know RS

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Since I haven't played very many since 2006
I'm starting to get the feeling that most
Canadian music festivals of late must have
a built in 'No Ron Sexsmith' policy or something...
Of course, I could be wrong RS

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I'm still kind of puzzled that so many folks got upset at Courtney Love just for saying she didn't find Swift's music interesting. Is it mandatory to like someone's music now? As a kid all my fave rock stars used to slag each other all the time. It was hugely entertaining RS

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I hear that John Waters is working on his first film
in 20 years! I always loved his work especially
films like 'Pecker' and 'Serial Mom' RS

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π…πˆππƒ 𝐍𝐄𝐖 π–π€π˜π’ is about haunting my wife should I happen to die first.

If it strikes you, please feel free to pass it along. Songs need a lot of help to cut through the noise :)

youtu.be/-APmOqtJDkQ?si…

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I was reminded of this old song of mine the other day RS
'COLD HEARTED WIND' WRITTEN BY RON SEXSMITH youtu.be/IUFy_LdSLFs?si… via YouTube

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Sun is shining
Gonna take a walk outside
All the birds are singing
And Spring is in my stride
Then I see this certain squirrel
It makes me stop and linger
Could that nasty little squirrel
Be giving me the finger?! RS

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