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Rohita Kadambi

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Bylines: @betches_sup @mcsweeneys @newyorker Finalist: @WBDAccess Comedic Voices. WGA Strong. Booking requests: [email protected]

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No way giving birth only burns 914 calories over 5.5 hours. Swimming burns 1000/hour and that’s far easier than shoving a baby out of your body.

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If you invite me to a board game night and whip out Settlers of Catan or that fucking railroad game instead of this, we are no longer friends

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In 2005 I was in school getting daily reminders to never smoke, wear sunscreen, drink plenty of water, and sleep 8 hours/night. The propaganda worked.

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The 'Will is fat and ugly' jokes were clearly stemming from Jack's own insecurities. The 'Grace is fat' jokes while the actress was pregnant were unhinged.

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