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Rohita Kadambi

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Imagine being this afraid of a bunch of Ivy League nerds. What are they gonna do? Improv? Juggle? A cappella? Respectfully, these are the biggest dorks in America.

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Graduation gifts have gotten so bleak.
We’re giving the Class of 2024 the same message we were giving bullied/suicidal gay kids in 2010.

Graduation gifts have gotten so bleak. We’re giving the Class of 2024 the same message we were giving bullied/suicidal gay kids in 2010.
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After watching 'Challengers' (2024) I realize I'd LOVE sports if we knew more messy shit about their personal lives and how that impacts their game.

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Watching modern ads with an old show is bizzare. I don't need to see a VPN ad before an episode of 'Frasier.' Tell me about the softer side of Sears. Set the mood!

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Tashi Duncan and Issa Rae attended Stanford during the 06-07 school year and I need to know if Tashi watched Dorm Diaries

Tashi Duncan and Issa Rae attended Stanford during the 06-07 school year and I need to know if Tashi watched Dorm Diaries
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The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.

The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.
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Shout out to Luca Guadagnino for being the only person who could look at an Applebees parking lot and say “sure, I can make it erotic.”

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“Why help people when you can unethically make ungodly amounts of money” is the most South Asian Parent question imaginable

“Why help people when you can unethically make ungodly amounts of money” is the most South Asian Parent question imaginable
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