Star Wars day is Drake’s 9/11

Rizz is just Gen Z razzle dazzle.

jana: [shouting over music] i don’t even know half these people

Three Body Problem (2024)

Trying to request “Sledgehammer” when I’m drunk

“You merely adopted the Trek. I was born in it, molded by it.”

today would have been my dad’s birthday. he was one of like 600 people left fluent in our language. one time a tv crew he felt was kind of pretentious put him on an international program and asked him to sing a métis song, so he sat there and sang “our asses stink so bad”

Hot dog water martini.

better than that colleen hoover shit (a thread)

She has diarrhea a lot more than a normal person

We're just normal men

Rotisserie is a beautiful name for a baby

Joe Biden go on Hot Ones you coward

every System of a Down song is like—

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The Big Lebowski is white people's Friday.

Me, trying focus and get organized

It was bring your kid to work day today. One of the kids was going on about wanting to buy a human eyeball on the dark web. From now on I’m going to avoid accounting and take the long way to the men’s room.

Typing “general bad vibes” into WebMD.