New York has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

They’re literally racing for the exits, Liz.

Why does this response always make me feel like I did something wrong?

It is remarkable how dispassionate he is in answering these questions. He doesn’t seem like an evil psychopath. Rather, he appears to believe that there was nothing wrong with his actions. If you didn’t know what he was saying, you would think he was a nice young man.

This

> start a small business

> set up a solo 401k for you and your spouse

> contribute $69,000 of earnings *per spouse*

> shield $138,000 of income from taxes

Am I missing something or is this the most insanely generous tax benefit ever created? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Sorry the poasting has been light lately.

Getting ready to drop something new this week. 👀

When you’re the one guy who never bought Nvidia shares and you see another record earnings release

This is what Americans do for other Americans. Whatever the fuck is going on right now is far less than this.

My father-in-law is a builder. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at a Red Lobster together and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to offer endless shrimp without going bankrupt.”

Does anyone else feel like the Twitter algorithm completely short-circuited recently?

Friday or Saturday, right around the time the Scottie Scheffler memes went gangbusters?

My feed is now 90% mega-viral content (50k+ likes) from people I don’t follow. I hardly see anything now

“The US government doesn’t allow you to own this $13,000 Toyota Hilux pickup tru—”

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present a winner of the Pulitzer Prize, recipient of a MacArthur “genius grant,” New York Times staff writer, tenured professor of journalism, and creator of the 1619 Project currently taught in schools across America.

Apparently the time it takes to go from “never forget” to “intifada, come to America!” is just 22 years.

(Which, coincidentally, is about the age of the average Harvard undergrad receiving a diploma this spring. Hmm.)

Let me tell you about the best feeling in the world.

When I was a kid, my favorite thing to do was eavesdrop on my dad during business meetings. I didn’t have any idea what he was talking about—I didn’t know what an oil refinery did, and the term “crack spread” sounded more like

Live footage of private equity devouring every last family-owned business in America