I have a favor to ask:

I am launching a new consulting service, and I’d like to include testimonials on the site.

If you’ve done a $20 Consulting call with me and would be willing to reply with a review, I’d really appreciate it.

(It doesn’t have to be super serious!)

Thanks!

The only thing more dangerous than flying on a Boeing 737 is being a Boeing whistleblower.

POV: You just selected the “no tip” button on the barista’s touchscreen

Left: Fortune 500 HR director

Right: The summer intern who just typed the word “retarded” into Microsoft Teams

You don’t see many 18-year-olds occupying buildings or calling for a global intifada on this campus. Very curious.

You don’t have to, like, derive from first principles how these people would act if they ever got power.

When I’m 90 minutes into a Zoom meeting and my wife ignores my texts desperately asking for Hot Pockets, a 20oz Mountain Dew, and a new can of Zyn

As many of you know, my granddaughter, Hazel passed away recently. Here’s a letter from the mother of one of her classmates. Hazel was profoundly disabled but she had an even more profound effect upon the world around her. Every life has a value beyond measure.

The more I look at this photo, the more I find to appreciate:

- The camaraderie of these frat guys not letting the flag touch the ground

- The guy in the blue shirt busting up laughing

- My man on the left representing Hooters Augusta

Hang this one in the Smithsonian.

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

protest expectation: overthrowing the Zionist regime and dismantling American capitalism

vs…

protest reality: shitting in a tent after getting pepper sprayed by the campus mallcops

You can only pick one:

A) $10,000 per month for life
B) 850 credit score
C) $1M unmarked bills in a duffel bag
D) 10% reduction in your family’s weekly grocery bill

Which one are you choosing?

“Just wait til these student protestors grow up and have to work soulless jobs at McKinsey, LOL”

Wrong. I attended an “elite” college with a large population of student activists.

20 years later, not a single one has a corporate job.

They’re all public school teachers.

Hmm.

This is literally how socialists imagine they’ll spend their days after the next Bolshevik revolution, rather than being forced at gunpoint to farm turnips 18 hours a day or clean up plutonium waste with their bare hands.

When the CEO says he has an open door policy

Escorting my wife out of Target after she sees 12 new colors of Stanley water tumblers

POV: You just spent $175 at an airport bookstore before your flight

I don’t know what this is, but I can guarantee you I would flood my entire house within 30 minutes of getting one

✅ Medical device company

✅ Stanford University

✅ Long blonde hair and black shirt

I’ve figured it out, guys. Nick Gray / How to Make Friends broke Elizabeth Holmes out of prison and helped her escape to Tokyo.

We are so back.