Fuck me easyJet have just advised me not to bring the chair THEY BOUGHT ME on the aircraft again.

Happiness doesn’t make for a punchy tweet does it, but it’s fucking glorious in person. I just thought you might be pleased to hear that I am being very, very well loved. The future looks really bright. I have been quieter lately… take that as a positive sign. 🌅

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FFS, I’m sick of Ministers crying crocodile tears about deaths of migrants in small boats. May I venture to say that they couldn’t give a toss about the lives of migrants, unless they can use them for political purposes.
Tony Benn was right…….
#GMB
#BBCBreakfast
#KayBurley

Would anyone use Bourjois 123 Perfect foundation in No.52 Vanilla? I can’t return it as I opened it but it obviously wasn’t right for me. It’s a cool-toned fair, a level darker than the palest. Seems criminal to bin a full bottle. Lovely soft light texture & good cover.

THIS 👇

You are not superior because you don't or haven't needed benefits yet.

You don't have a superpower that stops you being vulnerable to life changing.

You are simply lucky... at the moment, for now.

That can change very quickly;

Settle an argument please scientists?

Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

(Anyone saying “there is no Hell” will be automatically ignored for being boring).

PIP has nothing to do with employment.

PIP is for moderate to severe disability and it is v difficult to qualify for.

It is not something one can blag. I research this.

Sunak's idea people can go off PIP with treatment is wild and dangerous. It is disability denial,no less.

For those who don’t know, PiP isn’t an out of work benefit. The PM is either ignorant of this or mislead and lied to people today. It actually helps disabled people access the work. Applying for it is deliberately made a dehumanising, humiliating & traumatic experience #sicknote

Tired of seeing articles advertised like this “how we paid off £24k of debt in just one year”.

The answer is always, always, by having £2k a month left after survival costs. That’s how.

By having £24k/pa more money than you needed to stay alive. End of article.

I’ve just been informed that amongst first year senior school students to “do a Carole Baskin” now means to murder your husband for the life insurance.