When will all the terrible fuckers fuck off? I know this is quite a general question, but it's becoming more urgent.

Someone came into my work tonight n is now pure mailing me like “oooh u got tongue tied when u spoke to me 🤭🙉” but av actual just got a speech impediment

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Was on a train from Cambridge earlier. Two young girls with beautiful face paint walked into my carriage and sat down about half an hour into the journey. A couple of mins later this man walked in and sat next to them even though the carriage was empty with plenty of empty seats

Capricorn secret side project:
Capricorn's speciality is side projects. They're good at what they do. That's as much as you'll know about what they're doing.

I’d honestly rather fall into one million manholes than have one single dude tell me to watch my step

Thinking of taking all my existing problems and consolidating them into one big, easy to manage, heroin problem.

‼️ #Abortionrobot delivers pills today outside Belfast Laganside Courts (45 Donegall Quay) 12 pm UK time/1 pm Dutch time. Bravo Rebekah Women on Waves @RosaWomen in Northern Ireland for this act against restrictive abortion laws & prosecution of women #Bus4Choice IPPF European Network twitter.com/abortionpil/st…

'Abortion is a matter for Northern Ireland to decide', says Theresa May. Yet the EU is not an issue for Scotland to decide, despite a 62% vote in favour of continued membership. Why the difference? Because weak & wobbly May needs 10 DUP religious bigots to keep her in Downing St.

The only woman currently exercising choice over abortion in Northern Ireland is Arlene foster - she chooses to put having seat at table in Westminster above the desire for change from local community to make sure all women have equal access to reproductive rights #TrustAllWomen twitter.com/AmandaFBelfast…

Thank you to everyone who has been sharing our coalition campaign link to help make sure we don’t leave a million Northern irish women behind - we will be tabling legislation for the U.K. to have 21st century abortion laws. Ask your MP to back here bpas.eaction.org.uk/lobby/nowforNI

I added a video to a YouTube playlist youtu.be/SjJHH6IL3Nc?a Pixies - Where Is My Mind - High Definition

I added a video to a YouTube playlist youtu.be/77R1Wp6Y_5Y?a Electric Light Orchestra - Telephone Line (Audio)

I added a video to a YouTube playlist youtu.be/DZPEUyiNcjA?a Hotel Yorba

I added a video to a YouTube playlist youtu.be/Om-uVJyLxtI?a Royal Blood - Ace Of Spades (Full HD)

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