Back in town, town to get some shit down

Chillin makin Irish dinner with the grandma, Happy St. Patricks day everyone! Less than 30 days till Congress!!!!

Any minute I find out our set time. I'll let ya know when we plan on tearing down Congress

I keep forgetting I have this thing. Probably shouldn't have eaten all those paint chips as a kid

Sums up how I feel when people w/ no musical talent try n shit talk metal

If I were president I'd promise a chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass #armtheworld

If you don't know what you're doing, then dont fucking do it! #commonsense

If I become president I promise a chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass #armtheworld

Every man is evil yes, every man's a liar. Unashamed of the wicked tongue. Singing the black soul choir.

If you announce your sporting events in English, then Spanish, I lose respect for your sport #soccer #is #gay #as #hell #in #America

Soccer players are #bitches, fall down n cry for 2 minutes, real men #moshpit, it aint a good pit till theres blood #metal

Who was the first person to look at cows utters n think "I'm gonna drink whatever comes out of there" #weird

Dear bicyclist riding in the street... there's a special place in hell for people like you #pissed #off

Dear #peta , please kiss my #ass. Sincerely, the guy who's gonna eat a baconator while laughing at your stupidity

All hail the #space #Viking Dominic Siriano

@Larrylzm5w I don't read blogs. I can't read

What's the crime if I snort a line? Toke smoke shoot up all at the same time? #rockstar

Where is god? He's 404

I need some coffee, a corpse and a cigarette. Just in case I get bored