The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Bermuda Triangle

no wonder my ex didn’t want me outside!! they love me out here!!!

They should make men for women

I’d rather it be timeless.

“what’s so special about her” nothing is special without her.

I could be a real bitch with what I’ve been here but here we are

I’m not saying that chili cheese fries can fix everything, but have we tried?

a soft love. a sweet love. a safe love.

Being part of the problem means you’re halfway there.

If you are committed to self-growth..stop surrounding yourself with people who are stagnant.

Cool your spurs Tex

Pretty sure this woman’s helper has a vodka sipper

Little Debbie could fix me

waiting for the rain to say your name

going to iceland solo and chasing waterfalls next month 🥹

The Isotoner gloves stay on while I feed you grapes

I never try anything.
I just do it.

there’s a knife and some gloves missing down here wtf

You're the only one that can make my world stand still

Office small talk is the real killer