feeling the loss of norm macdonald now more than ever

Chickens Status: HOME
Roost Mode: ENGAGED

bigfoot stole my bike

gormez and motician abbams

Hmmm maybe a few more bike lanes and e-buses will solve this #yeg

“It was supposed to be a truckload of Armani suits. It’s fucking bobbleheads T, I don’t know what happened”

Pay for parking for work downtown every day for 9 months: $3000~
vs
Never pay and get 4 parking tickets over 9 months: $500

I am someone who is good at the economy no need to help me budget this. my family is dying

saw a unicycle guy today so I guess spring is here

how the fuck are people still not understanding starship troopers in current year lmao

public art not only allows a city's people to reflect its creative abilities onto the built environment, but uplifts the spirit of residents and visitors alike

Vampires, sweetie. Werewolves.

we do, yeah

thinking about the time my wife didn't have the space to install a game and it was because she had like 300gb of super high def Mad Men on her hard drive

I do not like these new android emojis. give me back my beady eyed creepy faces

dipshit take from dipshit cop
FREE THE STORE CLERK YOU SCUM

oilers fans have such a victim complex lol