Scenes from #Toddlerville :
Austin is a cranky SOB when he wakes up. After a 3.5hr nap, Alice reached down & grazed his knee & he said, “Ahia…” & grabbed his knee as if he was hurt. Alice: “Jesus I barely touched you. You’re worse than an #Italian soccer player!” #forzaazurri

33 books I have co-authored pirated by #AI . Good stuff!

Disconnected after 30 minutes of waiting on the phone with Apple Italia customer service; called back and am told the wait is up to an hour. Totally unacceptable. @apple #apple #WTF #customerservice

Musings on #Milano for Paradise. admin.findyourparadise.co/guide-to-milan… #travel #italy

Now that is a refreshing twist of news! nme.com/news/music/nme…

Be in #Anchorage now. #VisitAlaska #travelalaska

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So #trenitalia had a strike on Friday, right? My train was cancelled. An in-person refund can only be done at the ticket office on the same day …WHEN THE TICKET OFFICE WAS CLOSED DUE TO THE STRIKE.

It never ends.

Received my author copies of the first of Lonely Planet’s radically redesigned, totally recalibrated country guidebooks: #Italy ! Today, 11 months after knocking this out, I begin my fourth new book in #Alaska . #travel #travel alaska @italia

Accepted Lonely Planet #Alaska gig in summer. Promptly ordered sleep mask after realizing - barring middle-of-the-night bathroom runs - I won’t see the the night for three weeks!

Absolute joke from HamleysOfficial - £12 for this trash? They broke before even being used. Do better.

Taking the little creatures to #Venice , are ya? The best things to do in Venice with kids lonelyplanet.com/articles/venic… via Lonely Planet #travel

As confused as we are? Fear not. Here's my rundown of Trusted Traveler Programs available in the USA for Paradise. #travel

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No, John Miller, we don't live in an 'active shooter world;' Americans live in an ACTIVE SHOOTER COUNTRY! I'm just not sure if that's the saddest part or if it's the fact that nobody will do anything about it.

I lost 6 pairs of @Ray_Ban in two years once - Lonely Planet research can be hectic! - so stayed off pricy sunglasses for a few years. Upon returning, have now lost two pairs of Warby Parker in a year! Why do we never FIND sunglasses?

Any excuse to adore Discover Ireland, I'm in, alongside Lonely Planet Italia! #IrelandWeek

Don't be that guy, folks!

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Published 6 hours ago? Todd Monken left ⁦Georgia Bulldogs⁩ two days ago! Come on ⁦ESPN⁩! How each Top 25 team makes the College Football Playoff next season - via @ESPN App es.pn/3XxbfAJ

Dear Netflix, the “Learn More” link in for adding an extra member in your “Netflix is for a single household” email doesn’t work. Love, Kevin

I swear I get one email per week from Ancestry telling me I have a DNA match with my mom or dad. No shit! Don’t they think I know that? Tell me about the billionaire second cousin in France I didn’t know about or stop wasting my time!