Everyone on #Threads is talking about #Threads , so I briefly came back to #Twitter to talk about how everyone on #Threads is talking about #Threads .

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The future is stupid.

Finally, a piece of avocado toast for out-of-touch millionaires and disaffected millennials alike!

To celebrate reaching 50,000,000 subscribers, /r/Funny has partnered with The History Channel for a (definitely real) look at Reddit's (equally real) 19th-century origins!

Dear John Oliver,

Thank you for your support, you sexy, sexy, man-bird.

Hey, John Oliver, you should see what /r/Pics (on Reddit) is doing right now.

Hey, Neil Gaiman, speaking on behalf of pedants, we're more irritated that an error ('everyday') in a song wasn't fixed than we would have been about a change to its lyrics.

Besides, the referenced line doesn't even appear in the song.

You're going to see a lot of nuance-free claims about AI in the coming months. Remember, 'An AI just cured athlete's foot' means 'A team of researchers used a program to help parse data, then found a promising-looking enzyme that could potentially treat minor fungal infections.'

It’s apparently #MyTwitterAnniversary today… and that emoji is part of the hashtag.

Anyway, I’m not sure how much longer we’ll all be on this site, so if you feel like helping me see how high I can get my follower count before the end… well, there’s some stuff in my profile!

/u/jontheboss has been chasing his wife with a lobster for 10 years.

redd.it/12dq41e

I turned it into a (really bad) movie trailer:

While everyone has been distracted, the UNTHINKABLE has been happening.

This CANNOT be allowed to continue!

LIKE and RETWEET if you are AGAINST BAD THINGS.

FOLLOW for nebulously explained reasons!

🚽 📯 💊

#LikeAndFollow #TouchMyTraLaLa

Nowadays, we call this 'literally just alcohol.'

I just figured out The Question.

“What does God get when he plays dice with the universe?”

#DouglasAdams

Sometimes showerthoughts inspire me.

Called it.

thedesk.net/2023/03/tucker…

This also isn't the first time that he's done this.