I’ve joked for years that cash works well as bookmarks and now I have a laminated one thanks to Nick. Please go support Nick on his new book launch (link below). He is a fantastic writer and friend.

This might be my favorite mainstream financial media headline ever… I’m serious. Nobody. Knows. Anything.

Ah shit here we go again

I thought this was a facemash of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris

$TSLA Q2 2025 Revenue -12% *Automotive -16% *Energy Gen. & Storage -7% Gross Profit -15% *marg. 17.2% (18.0) EBIT -42% *marg. 4.1% (6.3) Adj. EBITDA -7% *marg. 15.1% (14.4) EPS -16% FCF -89%

The Joe Rogan podcast didn’t make the list of 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward because the media is that relentlessly biased. Amazing.

My brain refuses to accept that $QQQ is 40% off the April lows. Insanity.

What do Europeans do all day?

No it doesn’t

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump is OPENLY GRILLING Jerome Powell to his face at the Federal Reserve Building in DC This comes after Trump found out the total for the renovations are actually $3.1 BILLION “What are all these overruns about?!" Holy CRAP this is an amazing watch 🤣

Scrolling X while intoxicated is such an insane way to take in the news

📊Hebbia Pulse July 25: • S&P 500 & Nasdaq notch new all-time highs on AI earnings & trade optimism • Tesla −8.2% as Musk warns of “rough quarters” ahead • Intel −8% after surprise Q2 loss, foundry exit, and 15% layoffs • 82% of S&P 500 firms beat earnings so far, led

Stimmies are back baby

CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS OTHER PEOPLES MONEY AND IM NOT HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR NEGATIVE EXTERNALITIES OF MY DESIRED POLICIES

Sounds like a hostage note