'Except for cricketers, poets, and singers, others found it relatively hard to come to India.'

This was director John Mathew Matthan's rationale for portraying a ghazal singer as the villain!

25 years ago, crime drama changed forever with the release of Sarfarosh!

A Thread 🧵

Bro’s a submarine wtf 😮

CSK fans are not used to having a mixed season. Usually they are in top two, bottom two or absent two.

ಕಾಂಗ್ರೆಸ್ ಪಕ್ಷಕ್ಕಾಗಿ ಅನವರತ ಕೂಲಿ ಮಾಡುವ ಕಾರ್ಮಿಕ ಬಂಧುಗಳಿಗೆ,
ಕಾರ್ಮಿಕ ದಿನದ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು 😁

Dude just flew in from an alternate universe

we're ugly ok

Tom Cruise needs to do more comedy. He got the skills, and absolutely OWNS every scene he’s in.

Politicians campaigning for BJP.

Modiji: Vote for BJP for historic decisions

Amit Shah: Vote for BJP for stronger India

Adhir Ranjan: Vote for BJP instead of TMC

Rahul Gandhi: If you vote for us, we'll seize your assets & distribute it

People who keep saying against Modi.

1) Dhruv Rathee
2) Ranayub
3) Supriya Shrinate

People who keep praising Modi.

1) Elon Musk
2) Ceo of JP Morgan
3) State heads of many countries.

Dhruv - 1
Modi - 0

Who called it meal planning and not food forethought

don’t worry big man you’re gonna be in the best movie of 2024

Man in this picture was a para trooper who was killed along with 4 other jawans during an anti-terrorist operation in May 2023. He was only 24 years old and got married in Feb 2023. All these souls sacrificed themselves just to see senseless pajeetas drooling over Paki actors.

All OK, why do Daman and Diu say Coconut as 2,891?

Happy Birthday Sunanda Roy 👑 . Have an amazing & blessed year ahead!

Sorry for the late wishes 😬

You don’t realise how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit. 🙂

Question: How do you make an Indian leftist cry?

Answer: Just post any positive news related to India.