I hope I’m wrong, but I don’t think Ciara and West end up together. Some thirsty bravo fan would have seen them together in NYC by now. Unless they went to the Beyoncé school of avoiding paparazzi. #SummerHouse

Housewives Twitter ever since we were told to Gird our loins:

I had an enjoyable moment and I deserved it. IIIIII DEseRved it!

Heather Dubrow when Bravo asked her back for Season 16: #RHOC

Danielle is gonna need to borrow Kenya’s megaphone to get a word in

Peter probably already asked her out

Beyoncé, Gaga, Mariah

Caroline Manzo at her sons strip car wash

Girl she looks like she’s going to Camp Rock

Dolores is serving mob boss and I’m here for it #RHONJ

Teri from Baby Reindeer looks like Paige Desorbo

Someone check on Scheana. This gotta be her 13th reason

First sip of my Fountain Diet Coke is hitting

Carl’s mom listening like:

This franchise is in the fucking gutter 😭