Meeting your internet friends is worth more than any airdrop.

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It’s REALLY easy to find Layer Zero sybil wallets.

I’ve found HUNDREDS today by simply pulling some transaction data from Disperse/Token Multisender. They airdrop small amounts of ETH and do a single LZ transaction.

Would be shocked if any of these passed their sybil checks.

If you used Gaslite Drop to farm the Layer Zero airdrop I will find you.

Like this guy, who airdropped ETH and Lil Pudgies to 76 fresh addresses to bridge them with the Pudgy Bridge powered by LZ.

Thanks for 10% of your allocation 0xe12de32DeC9C657183220e8F373dE3F410850829

If you have a 🔺 in your name there is a 98% chance that whatever you're about to say is incorrect.

No mom i'm not getting a real job. Web3 is a serious industry.

I'm a Chief Airdrop Officer.

bro???

I was just let go from my role at Friendtech.

I was the lead system architect who asked if we could make the app usable.

Friendtech UI looks like you sat a freshman computer science student down in 2008 in front of a windows vista laptop, gave him 12 tequila shots, 4 packs of cigarettes, and said GO!

The claim worked though. Bullish.

Shkreli trying to pump his Solana token like he pumped the price of the HIV medication from $13.50 to $750 overnight.

I just found FriendTech's claim contract.

It turns out there's actually no token.

They are simply allowing users to directly claim funds that Racer stole from the 3 StarsArena exploits proportionate to how many FriendTech points they have.

In 6 months DeGods will bridge themselves autonomously.

At any given moment it will be impossible to know which chain your DeGods is on.

All marketplaces will be required to check an API to first locate the source chain and quickly transfer the NFT before it bridges itself.

CZ being escorted out of the court room knowing this was the best possible outcome for CT.

He saw the future.

CZ sentenced to FOUR months in prison.

You can't write the story better if you tried.

Yuga Labs raised $450M at a $4B valuation to build the most successful insider trading ring in web3.

Tons of people ask me how they can get started as a Solidity Developer in the current market.

Here's what I would do if I were starting now:
step 1: join lazarus
step 2: gain employment at a blast protocol
step 3: exploit said protocol
step 4: give proceeds to the mother land

Friendtech points valued at $30 per point (in store credit on the Paradigm merch store).

Worst take of 2024 goes to this.

I have first hand witnessed MANY instances where a non native hire causes nothing but roadblocks.

You NEED crypto native marketers, designers, product managers, engineers.

When the protocol audited by CertiK gets exploited.