Kelis on her relationship with Bill Murray:

“I gargle his old balls like milkshake”

Dr. Fauci confirms that eating pineapple makes cum taste sweet:

“Cum always tastes good but pineapple gives it that sweet tropical flavour”

Oprah Winfrey becomes first black woman of all time

Jaden Smith confirms he is homosexual:

“I’m a queer bottom. Two men kissing is sexually appealing to me and makes me get hard”

Marina and the diamonds stuns in new blackface selfie.

Amelia Gray weighs in on homelessness crisis:

“There so gross”

Mark Zuckerberg appears fuckable in new Instagram reel:

Gypsy Rose spotted leaving BBL clinic in Los Angeles

New lyrics from Taylor Swift’s ‘The Tortured Poets Department’:

“I want to get fingered down”

Starbucks CEO apologizes amid recent paid partnerships with drag queens:

“We had absolutely no idea they were gay”

Selena Gomez was allegedly escorted out of a Brandy Melville this past weekend.

“We need to make room for serious shoppers”said the 17 year old store manager.

Courtney Love calls Jimmy Fallon “a despicable and classless late night host and an even worse ice cream salesman” in new interview after Love allegedly threw up after eating two pints of Fallon’s ice cream in one sitting.

Haddish comes out as they/them

Cancer cells vehemently deny having “anything” to do with OJ Simpson’s demise.

Jojo Siwa reveals that she is obsessed with porn:

“Porn’s fucking sick dude, I love watching that shit”

Taylor Swift blends fashion and politics sporting new necklace in New York tonight.

Hunter Schafer reveals that Rosalia hit her in the back of the head with her chancla during a strap session:

“It lead to the demise of Huntalia”

James Charles has come out as straight.

Kendall Jenner shows off designated ‘Farting Room’ in new house tour.

“I couldn’t 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦 farting in the living room.”

Lizzo announces that she is quitting music via heartbreaking new Instagram post.