Columbia University students are taking 'extra-curricular activities' to a whole new level! 📚✏️

While we expect to find textbooks and laptops, the NYPD stumbled upon a stash of Gas masks, earplugs, hammers.
🚨 Kudos to the NYPD for curriculum overhaul? 🤔

The unsung hero of verbal gymnastics!' #TeleprompterTales #Bidenisms

Taylor Lorenz just cranked the insanity dial to 11.

Even Don Lemon's eyebrows raised at her hyperbole. 📈🤯 #JournalismGoneWild

Jared Bernstein, Chair of the Council of Economic Advisers: proof that in economics, you don't always need a degree to advise... just confidence and a good haircut. 💼💰

Facebook, YouTube, and Amazon reveal that their stringent censorship policies were crafted under the threatening shadow of the Biden government.

Because nothing says freedom of expression like a gentle nudge from the powers that be. 🔥 #CensorshipAdmissions #BigTechBlues

Breaking: Protesters at UCLA were arrested and promptly handed citations along with takeout breakfasts.🥣

Looks like the jail's new slogan is 'Come for the protest, stay for the brunch.' 🥐🚔

🚨Breaking News: Trump Widens Lead Over Biden, Even While Juggling Courtroom Drama in NYC. 👀

In other news, RFK Jr. gaining ground - Is this the ultimate reality show America never asked for? #PoliticsGoneWild #ElectionDrama

From kneeling for justice to genuflecting for agendas.

👀2020: Kneeled for Black lives.

👀2024: Kneeling for Allah against genocide.

👀2028: Ready to kneel for Corporate America in the name of 'Communist' capitalism.

Kneel for what's next? #TrendyKneeling

Bragg's 'evidence' against the President is as elusive as Bigfoot's selfie. 🤳🤳

Maybe they should try a magnifying glass instead of a microscope. #FakeNews #CNNFail

🚨🚨Breaking: CNN's latest epiphany - Alvin Bragg's witch hunt yields zero broomsticks.

Voters are more interested in reality TV drama than legal theatrics.' #WitchHuntFail

Gaza Freedom Fighters!

Turns out, the 'deep state' has been busy hosting a 'treason party,' complete with Big Tech and Legacy Media as VIP guests.

Who knew betraying the Republic could be so fashionable? #DeepStateShenanigans #TreasonTrendsetters

🚨 A whistleblower stationed in Niger has blown the lid off State Depart coverup! 😱

Turns out, our troops there aren't just fighting insurgents, they're also fighting for safe water & basic supplies! 💼💧

Who needs fresh troop rotations when you've got bureaucracy? 🤷‍♂️

Peaceful Protests

1000s of Americans suffering from serious side effects post-Covid vaccination.

But fear not, federal govt got their backs...or not.
With just 19% of claims reviewed, it's like playing vaccine-injury compensation roulette. Spin the wheel, win $3,600! 💉💸nytimes.com/2024/05/03/hea…

Left has joined forces with secular progressives and Marxists to destroy the USA.

Their secret weapon? Indoctrination! With critical thinking skills as rare as unicorns.🦄🦄

The US left is now offering free tours of their echo chamber, complete with complimentary 'You're Either With Us or Against Us' T-shirts.

Bring your own dissent at your own risk. #BubbleLife #LeftTurnOnly 'Cancel Culture Gymnastics'!

White House denies Remus and Reilly the chance to testify on Biden's impressive 'document management skills.'

Rumors suggest they're too busy searching for Hillary's missing emails to attend. #TransparencyOrTransparency 🍿 #CoverUpChronicles #ClassifiedComed

How many tax dollars does it take to grant a useless degree to an entitled snob? ♾♾

And does it really matter if they pass or fail?

Asking for a friend... who's tired of funding the entitlement Olympics.' #HigherEdShenanigans #TaxpayerWoes

Let's be real here, calling them 'journalists' is like calling a broken umbrella a sunshade.

They're more like 'state-sponsored storytellers' or 'ministers of propaganda.' #MediaLies #StateMouthpieces