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@PleaseBeGneiss

read the yolk.

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cory(@coolmathgame_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

[coming out of my bunker after the apocalypse happened]

friend: holly shit. everything is gone

me: i’m gonna try out for the nba

friend: what

me: i think i can make it now. do u think they’re still doin it

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Nate(@thenatewolf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Conductors are so cool. Just walking around with harps and timpanis in their head all the time. I barely got a bucket to bang on up here.

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slate(@PleaseBeGneiss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

does anyone in IT care to admit that when someone submits a help request you quietly fix the problem behind the scenes and then tell them to try something super obvious so they look like an idiot?

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slate(@PleaseBeGneiss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

bravery is associated with having big balls but there’s gotta be a limit to that relationship. in theory, excessively large balls would make you so vulnerable that you avoid any and all danger. something to think about as we enter a new year

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david(@_elvishpresley_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

go to NYC for New Year’s Eve:

- plane ticket is $$$
- hotels are cramped and shitty
- traffic sucks

sit at home and play Mario Kart:

- get to see the whole world
- drive as fast as you want
- you’re fucking Mario
- mama mia

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