Mitch Sachs(@Pickle__Morty) 's Twitter Profileg
Mitch Sachs


Living a lifestyle


calendar_today21-03-2011 00:34:45

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Jon Bois(@jon_bois) 's Twitter Profile Photo

this time of year people are entering their first year of college. if i could give you one piece of advice, it’d be this: drop out. you can probably get a partial tuition refund and you can still do all the fun party stuff. just lie on resumes and say you graduated, nobody checks

gryphoneer(@OneRadChee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

conservatives: 'we want to murder all people with pronouns in their bio'

liberals: *snort* ' 'we' is a pronoun'

Mitch Sachs(@Pickle__Morty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

some days I regret feeling like I was too cool for pop in high school but then I remember what pop was like when I was in high school

Uncivil Servant(@UnciviI_Servant) 's Twitter Profile Photo

me when someone i know comes out as gay: this is devastating to the representation of straight boys who act kind of fruity

Maddie (ghosts are real)(@Picklemaddierix) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Not releasing near-finished movies bc it makes you more money to just do a tax write-off feels like the logical endpoint of the streaming boom