might fuck around and privately express concern to my aides and advisors

reading the news

get ready for an EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK at a COUPLE FELLAS standing in a CONFERENCE ROOM

gunther getting lambasted before he’s even been introduced

“Should be fine,” Treadwell said, showing how dumb he is. “It’s not like everyone’s going to binge eight hours of television and burn themselves out on talking about it in under a week. I’ve got time.”

Source: dibsnext.com/idiot-thinks-p…

so funny we have to keep getting updates on j.k. rowling's stagnant transphobia as if she's a current figure of note. imagine if every week the wsj had an article reconfirming that the baha men wanna bring back the r word

is this real

if james bond existed in 1770 his job wouldve been to kill george washington

'that earthquake wasnt so big' sorry it's a little scary on account of we live in the fucking sky

tennis players love smashing their rackets. just nuts how many of them do it. can you imagine if basketball players kept poppin the ball

Team Cherry Daily Challenge 2024, Day 4. This is my 3D sculpture of Chorby, the mascot(?) from the upcoming Nerial/Devolver game 'The Crush House' 📹 #zbrush #3dsculpting #render #keyshot #fanart #3dart #dailychallenge #turntableanimation #thecrushhouse #chorby

i wrote for this game! yes, 'shitty little worm' is me. i wrote some of the stupidest dialogue i've ever written in my entire life. you'll love it

The Crush House is honestly my most anticipated game of the year now. Saw a deep dive at GDC. What a great premise. digitaltrends.com/gaming/the-cru…

During the latest episode of “Real Time with Bill Maher,” Maher was forced to use an accrued day of vacation while waiting for the audience to laugh at or applaud his joke.

Source: dibsnext.com/bill-maher-for…

now accepting “nice dumpling phil” replies

i'm super excited to announce that the Nerial ♠️ Creator of Reigns and Card Shark / Devolver Digital game i am directing is called THE CRUSH HOUSE!!

it's a reality TV thirst-person shooter 💦❤️‍🔥📹

full reveal is coming this Thursday, April 4 - but in the meantime, please follow The Crush House 📹 April 4 Full Reveal for updates 🏡

🔊MAJOR NETWORK ANNOUNCEMENT: 1999's biggest, hottest reality show📺just got a new season! Join us on April 4th for the premiere of #TheCrushHouse , streaming live from sunny Malibu.
Best get ready to work - we'll need YOU to produce the show.📹

World Central Kitchen is devastated to confirm seven members of our team have been killed in an IDF strike in Gaza. Read our full statement on the loss of our team members here: wck.org/news/gaza-team…

and i thought MY last pitch meeting went poorly