Post the last photo of your pet. No cheating!

Every time there’s a fire drill at one of the hospitals where I work, I stomp around and start chanting “Rescue, Alarm, Contain, Evacuate, Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep!” and no one likes it but I’ll still keep doing it.

They may be nationally known, but are they known to rock a microphone? Haha! Anyway, that whole dog thing was weird. You should probably stop posting for awhile.

He’s hiding in the Facility level in GoldenEye

Probably.

Watching Fallout, and I'm realizing that I'm kind of over the trope of a protagonist's fundamental decency as the central joke, and the character arc I'm supposed to be enjoying is that character becoming a worse person because that's what the world demands.

Sunday running chronicles: Supposed to be my marathon distance but my hip hurt, so I did a leisurely 10.
Marveling at the lush smell of nature thriving and thinking about how the world must have smelled before man arrived, and a bug flew directly into my left eyeball.

Yes. One wouldn’t want to sound unhinged.

Kelly Reemtsen, contemporary US painter who lives and works in Los Angeles #WomensArt #Saturday

PSA: St. Vincent's new album All Born Screaming is out, and it is very weird and good.

I’m not for everyone

Griffon E. Ramsey, US chainsaw carving artist known for large wood sculptures #WomensArt
(photo D.Parry)

Yes, I haven’t posted as much lately and true, none of it has been all that interesting, but I have to assume the decline in engagement is due to me being aggressively shadowbanned.

Did you know 10% of people have a history of #penicillin #allergy but <1% are truly allergic after evaluation?! Today, my brother passed his challenge and had his penicillin allergy removed! If you have a penicillin allergy, consider seeing an allergist for an evaluation.

Nice (paywalled) review of SIBO. I kind of appreciate the mild nihilism. sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

The New York Times has officially out-New York Timesed itself.

Genuine and genuinely dumb question - I think I have successfully killed my pygmy date palm (evidently kind of an accomplishment). From what I've read, it seems like a rally might be possible. It was kind of expensive. How can I be sure it's truly dead before I pitch it?

A hallowed tradition of sending a cloud of aerosolized grease down the nearby elevator shafts.