This is rather wonderful.
Polari Prize winner Ian Eagleton - here on Thursdays only for a while! received this message from Mariah Carey
So pleased for you, Ian!

It’s #NationalPetDay so here’s me with my first pet, Kim Diamond - and David Bowie with his Diamond Dog.
Hmm. 🤔

Listen up!

If a scene is difficult to describe, it's ok to include a stick figure drawing. #HorribleWriteTip

Woke up with brain fog, debating whether to write today off as a non writing day.
But now the fog has lifted and I've rewritten another five chapters.
Sometimes you just have to power through as best you can.
#amwriting #amwriting fiction

“I took a sip and had a dream…”
Backstage at Polari Southbank, 2020
#tbt

In summary, it’s -
1) Slower
2) Slowe…
3) Slow…
4) Slo…
5) Sl…
*with apologies to Barbara Brownskirt Barbara Brownskirt - Penge's Poet Laureate

Just reading about Tesco’s profits for the year to Feb: 2.3bn. Up 883 million. You know when you look at your trolley and think how?? HOW is this a hundred quid?? This is how.

On May 23 Polari Literary Salon is at The Foundry, Eastbourne with Alexandra Benedict, VG Lee and yours truly!
outsavvy.com/event/19490/po…

Had a very productive meeting with President Kigame of Rwanda, in which we agreed that he would sell all the houses we paid for and not give us a refund and I would shake his hand and grin like a moron.

I’m at Morrisons and the in-house radio is playing Shake It by David Bowie.
Of all the songs on all the albums, they chose this one.
I can only assume that someone here really, really hates David Bowie.