Pastor Alex
@PastorAlexLove
Special Prayer only $100. DM me for details.
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13-11-2017 00:33:57
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.Pastor Alex has been hiring illegal aliens as grounds keepers at his church. This video will be turned over to authorities. This cannot be tolerated.
Pastor Alex Pastor Alex was spotted at a Trump rally while performing his signature $100 prayer routine.
.Pastor Alex
Charity is here for her interview to become your new personal assistant. Should I send her in?
What a coup for Pastor Alex.
Our good pastor has landed no other than Rod Stewart himself for the next Church of the Forgiving Eagle Summer Concert & BBQ.
Get your tickets now!
$100 each or 2 for $200.
Pastor Alex
I'm sure that the brilliant minds at the Church of the Forgiving Eagle have already started to harvest the power of Turtles against the evil atheists, right?
.Pastor Alex You forgot to congratulate Becky, the winner of last weekendβs talent contest at the Church of the Forgiving Eagle Church. She attributes her talent to the Holy Spirit within. Praise be. π
My girlfriend is almost as religious as me, she even has a waterproof crucifix in her bathroom.
#JesusIsKing πβοΈ
I was MOCKED when I said ATHEISTS were bioengineering ANTS to make people GAY.
Now here is the PROOF that there is definitely something funny going on!
#SayNoToNonConsensualGayAnts