I’m in desperate need of a purple blusher :(

I’m on a secret birkin quest and I think it’s a great bag to begin your 30s in

Roja changed it’s packaging and logo and I hate it because why? I really really hate when great brands try to commercialise themselves unnecessarily

For someone who is celebrating their birthday, I really don’t want to drink lol

Drinking hot water just feels so good

Speaking to my white colleagues makes me feel like I don’t live life enough

10000000% not in the mood today

Enjoying runny eggs

I have only one wholesome outfit for this holiday and I’m away for a week 😂

I feel like I can’t listen to too many songs in SZA’s catalogue at a time because although she has many hits, it’s like… ok it’s enough stand up

It’s incredible the number of people silly enough to fall for this 😂

I’m so out of tune when it comes to the cost of most services, beauty especially so when on special occasions I outsource, I’m surprised by the cost. You mean you guys are paying this all the time?

Deep fried foods are incredibly overrated

The amount of oil in the chicken of fast food chains like KFC is enough to put you off eating junk entirely

Going to Croydon today purely out of love, not only is it far but I feel like I might catch something here

I’m sorry, don’t invite me to anything in Croydon

I need him to be this dramatic lol

😂 my birthday dress is very see through, how very on brand of me

My make up beauties, what brand does good purple shimmery blush please?

Good, maybe now he’ll understand boundaries