To be completely honestly man only 2 out of 10 dentists recommended this toothpaste but they both have quite esoteric taste and are always early on things that later become cult classics

Fewer and fewer rooms in which 'I interviewed Alan King' is still a flex, but I found one. Here's Jerry on surfing, the Curb finale (with LD chiming in), Mets announcing, Israel, breakfast (obvs), standup (more obvs) and more. gq.com/story/jerry-se…

friend:
you ok man? you kinda spaced out there for a second

me:
oh ya i’m fine no worries

[inside my brain:]

🤪

truckin’ over to USC today to panel with Sean Howe and then sign books, Trojan gear, longboards etc— 2PM

Isaac Hayes in his Stax Records office, 1971.

glad she addressed it

There will always be “I”s in the world. Every “I” is, in a way, the same “I.” We all might be anyone else. And there is no escape. It goes on and on and on and on. So long as there is consciousness anywhere, there is “I.” You, then, in a way, look out through all “I”s. And that,

Reminder that it's going to be gorgeous in L.A. this weekend and I'll be at the LA Times Festival of Books Sunday talking about Steely Dan, High Times, Marvel and so much more with PAPPADEMAS, Sean Howe and Eliot Borenstein! Join us! tixr.com/groups/latimes…

Happy 71st birthday to the brilliant Rick Moranis.

Rick as Michael McDonald on SCTV kills me every time.

I spoke to Gabriella Paiella about my signature contribution to journalism history: Editing the Rebecca Milzoff profile of Charlie Puth in which he said “I’m hungies”

gq.com/story/charlie-…

what a premise. you Ruben Östlund for this one, Ruben Östlund

the list of alts for the Patricia Arquette part is an incredible hub of what-if parallel universes

yeah

can’t believe the surprise disc 2 of Tortured Poets is just a Sharpie-labeled Office Depot CD-R with all of Diamond Jubilee on it, is that even legal