The person wey invite me come watch match come dey tell me say I get liver to dey watch match for im TV come dey beat am 5-0. I had to be magnanimous in victory. Because the pain was too much for my host.
If I drive this distance, inside this traffic, to go watch this game on a Chelsea fan’s TV, we better win. Because who go drive me come house? In his shoes, I’d ask after the game, “abi ki driver gbe e lo le?” lol. My own banter don dey traumatise me.