6. MI - Mr incredible go wan impress so you won’t think he’s short for nothing. He go don take coco samba and he go dey talk dirty. “I’m a girl teaser, big booty squeezer” 😭

7. Seriki - you might get dickmatized cos na straight action. No long talk. 😌🤚🏾

3. Reminise - aye e le lo baje oo cos Alhaji ma kanra mo e. He go dey use you do experiment. 😂 ice cream, ice cubes & shii

4. Illbliss - that one go dey make mouth after poor performance. Abeg 😂

5. Phyno - Nahhh he will just be sweating mahn.

Hear me out.

I think how a rapper flows can give you an insight on his sex life.

1. Mode 9 - the sex might get boring cos na only one style every time. Too monotonous. 🫢

2. Vector - steamy coitus! He go dey change style and he’ll be flexible. You go enjoy am. 👀

Wow! How come my leaders Petrider Paul and ANODI KAIHULA haven't told me about this?

Father Lord!

So nothing for MAPOLY and TASUED for now?

It is even worse when they complain bitterly about their wives and have you thinking they're about to get a divorce, only for you to see the two fools wearing matching outfits to church 2 days later.

And you're just standing there like:

Nigerian soldiers laying siege to an empty plaza for 3 days has to be the funniest event this week. 😂🤣

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Ire oh✌🏼

In a country that has laws and a democratic government, soldiers shut down people's businesses in an entire plaza just because some of their officers were assaulted by touts, and some of you who are prospective victims are justifying it.

Se alaarun opolo niyin ni?

So, how long are they going to do this for?

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'... a stubborn minority...' 😂🤣

That's not Snoop Dogg?

Apex 🐐

Fmr Gov of Rivers, Rotimi Ameachi, says Mahmood Yakubu was nominated as INEC Chairman by someone who belonged to Bola Tinubu’s camp & he was against his appointment. He also alleged that Mahmood Yakubu previously worked under Wike as TETFUND Chairman. lol

PR Professionals rn:

Today na May 20.

They said 'it was passed by previous administration'. If you are not too blind and stupid to see the suffering of Nigerians, you will see that this is not something you should be implementing at this time.

BEWARE OF TRAFFIC HOOLIGANS

For the second time this month, I had a harrowing experience with traffic hoodlums. This morning's encounter was even more brazen and frightening.

Two of them approached my car window, begging for money. I tried to be kind and gave them 2k, but that