Liz Truss = 737 MAX

- Absolutely batshit terrifying
- Promised a lot
- Got into position because of crazy people
- Obsessed with money
- *Nosedives*
- Takes everyone else with them when they crash

Rishi Sunak = Gulfstream G700

- Lots and lots of money
- Few people indentify with it
- The people who support it usually sneer at others
- Usually related to some form of tax dodge

John Prescott = Boeing 747-400

- A big fucking beast
- Everyone wishes it was back at its height
- Working class hero
- Noisy

Jacob Rees-Mogg = DC-10

- Weird with bad characteristic
- Has murdered quite a lot of working class people
- Liked by odd people

Tony Blair = B-52

- Workhouse for the Americans
- Committed quite a few war crimes
- It's really about time it was put in a museum