The funny part is Michael Cohen isn't even Trump's worst hire.

The only noble lie is the one where she fakes it to boost your confidence.

She is gross

Reverse Cowgirl is extremely dangerous.

Phil Murphy should immediately resign. Total disgrace.

Who would you rather have as your Congressman?

If Eric Adams revokes Diddy's key to the city, it will not actually stop Diddy from entering NYC.

Making second graders sit at desks with plexiglass around them while fully masked for 8 hours per day had a negative effect on their mental health.

This might be surprising to some of you.

Hit up La Pupusa Loca

Before I started this twitter account, my Doctor recommended I do this.

Didn't Michael Cohen once go on TV and say that a man cannot be accused of rape by a woman, if they are married?

Next up they need to call Sheriff Farley.

This aged well

When I think about athletes I never saw play but wished I did:

Babe Ruth, Joe Dimaggio, Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, Jim Brown, Ayrton Senna, Dick Butkus, Sugar Ray Robinson

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The 1993 WTC bomb maker was trained at Rutgers.

Thanks Phil.

Without you we would have millions of babies living in the street.

Hi Ricky Stenhouse Jr. - Many of us are deeply shook that you tried to hurt Kyle Busch. He needed the million dollars to help fund his son's racing career. He said this in the pre-race interview. We should never take a swing at a man trying to feed his family! Please apologize.

This is called cake. You can't get by without it.

Great work by the Giants for firing him. Too bad we can't fire John Mara.