I went into this thinking I was going to disagree with it but … I agree with it. It’s very sad.

Ince, the ultra-midwit

Me at 17.45 - Honestly, adults collecting plastic action figures dear me

Me at 17:49 - OMG an ‘It’s Your Funeral’ play set!

ASH!
Aaah-aaah!
She’s for every one of us
Stands for every one of us
She saves with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child, it's the mighty Ash

Well, there’s no need to boast now dear

‘Hi. I’m AI Alan Turing. You may remember me from such films as ‘Hot Bletchley Nights’ and ‘Is That An Enigma Machine In Your Jockstrap Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me?’ Anyhoo, I’m back back back from beyond the grave straight up, and I’m running this company honest because

Eli Braille Billy Bragg a) Because you're not worth using new words on and b) why tamper with perfection? 🤡🤡🤡

Words cannot possibly express how far this can fuck off

'Making Mordaunt PM is like casting a really bad actor because they will look good on a poster – what we might call the Grease 2 syndrome.'

✍️ Gareth Roberts spectator.co.uk/article/penny-…

I wrote this article ⤵️ about the rebel Tory wheeze to save themselves by installing Penny Mordaunt (spoiler - it’s a mad idea)

spectator.co.uk/article/penny-…

What a nerve!

spectator.co.uk/article/watch-…

Fantastic read.

This is very, very interesting.

We really need that inquiry.

Good morning

Goodnight

👍

Fantastic!

Today would have been my dear Mum’s 94th birthday. Here she is in a set of really evocative photos from a relaxed Sunday in 1958 during her early days with my Dad. Miss them both ❤️