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Whereas women appreciate effort, men often believe they are owed it.

There is so much we could learn from rollerskating couples

I hope Chappell Roan makes my kids super gay.

Have you tried bringing clarity to a potluck

Sons of bitches snuck an extra h in diphthong when I wasn't looking.

I don't ever bother or interfere in other ppl's lives, and that's all I expect in return.

I just wanna be left alone so I can work and expand my owl figurine collection.

lol imagine life getting easier

There's not many things better than a crispy pepperoni

No one watches you more intensely or obsessively than a narcissist who is wishing and waiting to see you to fail.

They don’t make gentlemen anymore

We're never completely safe, are we? There's always a predator lurking.

Tom Petty's greatest hits album is every song he ever wrote.

I’m southern, but not, been Tased in a Waffle House, southern.

Imagine, if you can, the disappointment I felt when I realized I didn't have any fresh bay leaves.

Adding some love to your beans and rice makes a huge difference.

I feel like my bay leaf tweet should've gone viral by now.

Permission to cry, your honor

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too…when I was alive.

Anybody else feel like you're always in survival mode bc fuuuuuuuuuck