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Had a lovely morning at the Houses of Parliament in London yesterday for the opening of the βOn the Brinkβ collection (featuring one of my pieces) hosted by Explorers Against Extinction !
Ash Gould banishes James Whale MBE to Loathe Island.
'He's the rudest man in Britain. He's been sacking me for 29 years.'
πΊ Mike Graham's Loathe Island - youtu.be/cuqlJS9wT6o
Mike Graham π¬π§ Ash Reem Ibrahim
Anyone can submit policies for our #Manicfesto , just submit by adding the hashtag . . . #Manicfesto
Help us to create our policies for the imminent #GeneralElection that, no doubt, the other parties will no doubt steal & introduce as their own idea in a few years time!
To help with the #CostOfLivingCrisis and raise money for the 'Public Purse', we will convert Numbers 10 & 11 Downing Street into a Hair Salon which we will call 'Government Cutz'
#Manicfesto
We will reduce net migration by making sure that any nets are secured more firmly to the ground.
#Manicfesto
We will abolish stamp duty.
Stamps are expensive enough as it is without having to pay any duty on them!
It is our duty to highlight the hypocrisy in politics so have recorded our #GeneralElection song for the voters stamp of approval
#Manicfesto #PostOfficeScandal
#LoonyConf24 our 'Nothing to do with Politics'
Conference is confirmed Belper Derbyshire at The George and Dragon 26-28th September.
Lots of bands, lots of good beer & lots going on.
Last time there we broke the World Kazoo record for Eye of the Tiger
youtu.be/Xi9q7VLzqA0?siβ¦
All MPs will be required to wear the slogans of the company's that they work or get additional income from, on their clothes like F1 drivers & snooker players.
#manicfesto
We will reform the House of Lords by outsourcing them to Rwanda. Freed-up space and catering facilities will then be used to help the homeless.
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We will DEMAND a ban on the production, sale and wearing of all shoes made out of coal. This will help everyone to reduce their carbon footprint.
#Manicfesto
Once in Government, we will replace the Foreign Secretary with a British one!
#Manicfesto
Anti social behavers, MPs found guilty of lying or fraud & political vandals of British history will be put in the Stocks, this will create demand for stocks which will in turn help the stock market!
#Manicfesto