I don't remember that, but it does sound like something I'd say😉

You're right.
I think Greggs did the catering.

No words.

I'd say the hundreds of racists who replied to me proves my point.
The thing with racists is that they're generally too stupid to realise they're racist.
As demonstrated here.

Busted.
It's a fair cop.
We're all half snake now😁

Not at the same time😉
Dance is life 💃

I'm so much more 😉

Ok, full confession.
I once bought two packs of paracetamol and then queued again for a third.
I'm sorry.

Ohhh. I was looking for a good DJ....
But are you sure you're not a magician?
You look like a magician 😂

I've got a 50p off coupon for tea bags, but I don't like tea.
Can we trade?

Soz.

I'm so ungrateful 🤣

No. She makes a sort of honking sound.

Clear as mud😬

She😉

Buy one get one free 😉

I'll have you know, my grandad did the cooking for soldiers while my nan kept the American soldiers entertained 🇬🇧😉

Well done Kenny.
I'm banging a pan 🍳❤️

Ok dear 😉

I do make interesting sounds after cauliflower 😵