“Every courtroom sketch of Donald Trump looks like the Grinch had sex with the Lorax”

—Colin Jost

(He can call it a joke if he likes but holy shit truer words never spoken)

Biden: Look, age is the only thing we have in common. My vice president actually endorses me.

To all the Black kids out here celebrating and riding hard for multiple terrorist regimes,

STOP.

Get off social media. Read a book. Don’t ruin your life. The influencer you idolize won’t care when you can’t get a job, are on a no-fly list or are in prison.

Love,
Auntie Qondi

CRT…
Republicans: BAN IT!

Books...
Republicans: BAN THEM!

Abortion….
Republicans: BAN IT!

Transgender story time ...
Republicans: BAN IT!

Guns..
Republicans: 🤷🏻‍♂️ Look banning things doesn't work. People will always find a way to do these things.

Fact: When Trump was President, Iran bombed a U.S. base

Elon Musk You do realize that you censor people on this platform who you disagree with - it's well documented.
Yet another self-own. 👏

okay.

MSNBC: Breaking news, the Arizona Supreme Court just ruled that the state's 1864 law banning abortion at any point by penalty of prison is enforceable. This was made possible by Trump ending Roe v. Wade

BREAKING: Just yesterday, Donald Trump said he supported states making their own extreme abortion bans. Today, Arizona followed his lead. Retweet so all Americans know Trump is to blame for abortion bans across the country.

Donald Trump yesterday: 'I support leaving abortion up to the states'

Arizona today: 'It's illegal for a rape and incest victims to get abortions now'

I am sorry to the women of Arizona, this fight isn’t over.

I will fight like hell to give you your freedoms back.

In 1864, women weren't allowed to vote, hold public office, own property if married, or sign contracts.

And just like then, the Arizona Supreme Court has ruled that an 1864 law criminalizing abortion is valid and punishable with imprisonment.

Conservatives want to punish women.

Let's be clear. Arizona's Supreme Court knocking reproductive rights back to 1864 is a direct result of Donald Trump keeping his promise to appoint U.S. Supreme Court Justices who would overturn Roe v. Wade.

It’s not surprising that Arizona reimplemented an 1864 law upholding abortion.

Last year the state upheld an 1868 treaty that denied the Navajo Nation usage of ancient underground aquifers — on the tribe’s own land.

Access to water AND Abortions are basic human rights. Agree?

Arizona just put every female in the same spot as my grandma when this pic was taken; the leading cause of death of women of childbearing age was pregnancy and childbirth complications. Do it for Frida Goldman. Do it for her great grandkids. Do it for yours. Roevember is coming.

'States rights' just led to a total abortion ban in Arizona. There is nothing 'pro-life' about denying women healthcare and forcing them to carry their rapist's fetus.

James and Jennifer Crumbley sentenced to 10-15 years because they decided to allow their son Ethan Crumbley to have access to his and their guns that he used to murder four students at his school. I hope they have an absolutely miserable time at in prison

Hey Speaker Mike Johnson, I thought you had a date with Jesus today? Moses didn't get an invite?

That's a shame.
A REAL shame.

If they didn't get raptured can we just pretend we can't see them?