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NotLizBrody

@NotLizBrody

definitely NOT Liz Brody. 5’7 presenting. she/her

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linkhttp://www.lizbrodyfitness.com/shop calendar_today27-04-2021 05:51:18

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One of my lil gen z friends just asked if I was 30 yet and for a second I forgot I’ve almost been here for 2 years

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Don’t hate me butttt I hate the way the kids use the term “rotting” 😭😭 that makes it sound like you’re laying around unwashed in dirty clothes rather than simply being lazy and relaxing on purpose.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on the way they crop screenshots and/or memes prior to reposting them.

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online shopping for formal dresses as a short girl is nooottttt it lmao. like where is all that fabric gonna go on this body hmm?

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My apartment gym is lowkey busy AF 😂 and 4 ppl are doing legs! Love to see it, esp on a Friday night at damn near 9pm.

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these girls were walking near my gym in beach attire looking lost AF and asked me how to walk to Ocean Dr. I was like oh baby that is not walking distance lmao and I'm just wondering how TF would you not check google maps before wandering around aimlessly half naked

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