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BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has confirmed he is carefully looking at tweaking his national service plan to ensure there will be exemptions for his children but not yours x

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While you're here, you should definitely sign up to my newsletter! It's the best thing on the internet and will change your life forever ♥️
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The people who are too old to do national service have decided it would be a fantastic idea to bring back national service because it's the only way to fix the country that gen Z have ruined by being woke.

In case you didn’t know, the people who were 4-years-old when the Tories

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Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙(@JujuliaGrace) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It feels like the mainstream media are trying to pretend right now that there aren’t millions of socialists in the UK!

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Look at the difference in the number of retweets between Keir Starmer and Jeremy Corbyn right now. It’s very interesting.

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The fact Tories are stepping down and the Tory Party is about to be wiped out is not a great victory for the left or the working class, it's a great victory for the establishment. It means their capture of the Labour Party is complete.

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While you're here, you should definitely sign up to my newsletter! It's the best thing on the internet and will change your life forever ♥️
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The world’s highest court has ordered Israel to stop eradicating civilians in Rafah like a pest problem, and even allow children to have food, because indiscriminate bombing and mass starvation are apparently “war crimes”.

The International Court of Justice has ruled there is a

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Matt Kennard(@kennardmatt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I wrote this 6k word interview w/ Jeremy Corbyn in 2022.

It’s a window into how he was brought down. But, more crucially, it’s a window into who really runs Britain—and for whom.

Corbyn exposed the whole facade. And he is still dangerous. Hope persists.
declassifieduk.org/exclusive-jere…

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BREAKING: Following the ICJ’s ruling that Israel must immediately halt its invasion of Rafah, the US and Israel have held an emergency meeting to discuss the possibility of nuking the Hague x

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BREAKING: After supporting Israel's genocide for 7 months, banning critics of genocide from Germany, and battering the shit out of any German who protests genocide, Germany has announced its support for arrest warrants against Netanyahu and Gallant. I think reality just broke x

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BREAKING: If you thought you didn't have a meaningful choice in this election, you would be wrong because the Labour Party has committed to also not lifting the two-child benefit cap. This is so inspiring 😍

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