I think about this every time I watch DiVincenzo play.

The tobacco industry threatening whistle blowers makes sense to me. Their product is inherently poisonous and they didn’t want people to know. But Boeing? You didn’t have to build planes that didn’t have enough glue or whatever. Just use more glue instead of assassinating people.

Kafcaesque is not a typo, it means something tastes like KFC.

These guys have GOT to start washing their whistles.

I watched one wrong TikTok and now my whole feed is people who think they’re autistic because they have a hobby and sometimes don’t know what to say at a birthday party.

How old am I? Well, I’m taking a 7am walk and I’m mad about the even bigger and uglier new power line poles in my neighborhood.

(Bob Newhart on his phone)

“Oh, there’s pussy, huh? In bio?? Wow, okay.”

This is going to be the first time any of these guys have been to college.

This took a while and looks bad.

Three Men Anunoby

Diss tracks are so funny. “I fucking hate you, bro. Do you want to hear a song a wrote about you?”

You can’t even ask what the deal is with something anymore. You can’t ask who these people are.

yea i love colin jost. colin jost to say hello

It’s a beer, Michael, how many equis could it possibly have?

I really appreciate the dismissiveness of saying “20 year old story” like it’s a matter of maturity. Like we were all young and dumb once and shooting dogs in the head.

The only person I could understand being this afraid of stove and car regulation is Guy Fieri.