No chance RYAN GARCIA cheated.
This shit was probably made up by Logan Paul 😂

Wanna keep em off the pole? Do your part: HIRE A STRIPPER

Because you’re there to do a job…

Drake VS Kendrick feels like fat people VS the wellness crowd.

Artificial Sweetener VS Honey

BBLs VS Working Out

yes

I want a Robert F. Kennedy Jr VS Trump debate.
I think it would be amazing.

I wanna see someone interview crack heads on their work ethic and morning routine.

No job.
No house.
No money.

Yet, somehow everyday they get crack.
No excuses.
They get it done.

I don’t even care how lame this sounds but I just wish everyone was nicer to each other on here. 🥲

Sunday Reflection: Cheer for people the way you wanna be cheered for.

I love watching people win. I have no shame in DMing complete strangers that they’re killin it or I’m proud of them or cheering out loud when people win. I love it!!

And I realized this wild thing… the more…

Here ye here ye…
I missed two events and the family beside me a funeral because Spirit Airlines double sold our seats. Thought a direct flight was worth using you… oh heck no.

I will now petty fuk you so hard you’ll be begging for ice. 🧊
Let the games begin…

It’s not left vs right.
It’s the people vs a crooked government who steals from us for sport.

When we realize that, we win. 💁🏼‍♀️

Guys: are you cool with your significant other being hot online?

Behold, the Spider-Man to tennis pipeline 🕷️ 🎾

Life hack: drink water from a champagne flute so you feel like you’re at a party and drink more. 💁🏼‍♀️
#GOTEAM 🍾 🥂

This one mosquito has been following me all day and I feel bad killing it cause what if it thinks we’re friends?