Can someone please put me in an induced coma until like November 8? Thanks.

Stay strong, Mark!

We need to be praying for this man as hard as we can right now. He is a Christian man who made mistakes in his past life, but has since been forgiven by God. He is under massive and incredible demonic attack because of it, and Satan is hitting hard.

Will the candidates in the VP debate be

I’m telling you right now I would rather represent Diddy than handle a divorce.

Hey, man who has “Christ is Lord” written in his bio, you should really read the Eighth Commandment.

British politics are genuinely hilarious because things that American politicians could spin to actually gain themselves votes end up costing British politicians like 200 seats in Westminster.

Ok I hate the “reverse 2016” narrative but this does remind me of Hillary making plays for Missouri and Indiana and Texas while not setting foot in Wisconsin.

Eric Hovde: “Oh god oh fuck they found out about me bankrolling the cartels Jesus Christ what am I gonna d—” Mark Robinson: “YES, HELLO, I AM BLACK HITLER!”

I am re-classifying NCGov as Safe D.

U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS, GEORGIA: 🔵 Kamala Harris: 2,284,921 🔴 Donald Trump: 2,284,920

Brother we didn’t even offer this much for Bin Laden. I hate the guy but this is virtue signaling—we know exactly where Maduro is.

1. We are laughing at you. Not with you. 2. Drawing the Vice President of the United States being brutally crushed to death, blood spewing everywhere, by a felon driving a tank was certainly a choice, one that should have the secret service knocking on your door.

This man is the Republican Nominee for Governor of the State of North Carolina.

Filming porn with your husband is nowhere near as bad as saying you are a black Nazi who supports the return of slavery on a porn fetish website where you write pissplay erotica about your sister-in-law

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They are so fucking craven. Never trust Republicans. Never concede an inch to them. They will cheat, steal, and move the goalposts any time it will give them an advantage. We must be equally ruthless.

This is extra funny because in the actual movie clip, he is ranting about the unstoppable Soviet army bearing down on them