Have you seen “Brazil”? This is Finley’s best impression from that movie. Him & I humbly ask, *please*, if you can, help us out w/ getting our car back from a terrible accident. Picking up any work from the store will help us do that.

HAPPY SATURDAY! This morning we went to the Farmer’s Market & then we had a good park-walk in the evening! 🧵
#DogsOfTwitter #SaturdayFun

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Another round of cornmeal blueberry cake, now wild Maine berries. Pretty darned good

The DOJ estimates that US police kill 25-30 dogs per day. USPS, FedEx, UPS, UberEats, etc. workers can do their jobs without shooting dogs, but police can't? Why are cops killing so many dogs? By defending this, the state legitimizes and normalizes terror as a tool of control.

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entitled millennials are “quiet nourishing” - taking 20, even 30 minutes out of the middle of the work day to eat food. we interviewed 87 corporate bosses who hate it

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What a day ❤️

Anyone who knows me knows cooking is my stress relief. It’s been a shit of a week. Today I baked. These goodies are going to Dog Gone Seattle for Sunday as they work finish off the new facility.

Happy birthday, NAFO. What started as a fundraiser where you could get a picture of a funny dog for donating money became an effective grassroots counter-propaganda entity that intensely triggers tankies and war criminals around the globe.

Victim reports his father missing. Police instead interrogated him for 17 hours, said they killed his dog, and withheld his meds from the victim. Victim tried to commit suicide in the room.

An algorithm has identified you as fucking dull and thinks you need me in your life.