Let me make it abundantly clear 👀THAT...is not mine !
#hedgehogs

Let me make it abundantly clear 👀THAT...is not mine !
#hedgehogs

A Jaffa cake bitten at both ends will transmit light though its jelly core.

Tomorrow, Turkish delight.

This bloke is a solicitor. I've seen some performances, but this is surreal...words need to he in a different order ...wtf
#PostOfficeinquiry

First bit of data we have from London...

Hillingdon East (Hillingdon) council by-election result:

CON: 58.1% (+0.6)
LAB: 27.2% (-8.7)
GRN: 7.2% (+7.2)
LDEM: 5.4% (+5.4)
IND: 2.1% (+2.1)

Conservative HOLD.

sotn.newstatesman.com/2024/05/britai…

After rumours circulate that Susan Hall has won London, Sadiq Khan orders more postal votes from Pakistan.

Someone has a line into Sceptic Pegg

I'm hearing that Susan Hall has narrowly won the London mayoral election... 🤞

Classy spin there guys.

ON THIS DAY 1988: Millwall celebrate promotion at Hull City #MILLWALL

Paul Waugh Hi Paul. We are working within london borough of havering. And majority of our kids come from this area, we have also been working with other london boroughs and have been helping many kids from all over. But you carry on being a helmet, it suits you👍🏼

BOSH!

👀 The 'inseparables' ❤️❤️
#hedgehogs

Get in there Arthur..

Darling brave boy Arthur is now beautifully healed.
His stinking infected strimmer wound, which came so close to killing him, took so long to drain, and so much nursing, and through it all he was the sweetest, most patient patient!
But he's all mended now, and off for a second…

👀 'Carnage' 🙄❤️

Elite level version of, ‘Babe, we didn’t know it was a lap-dancing club until we’d already got a round in’.

I have a vision of a hospital switchboard operator inundated with calls from expectant mothers asking to be transferred elsewhere...
#tippingpoint

Have I understood correctly that this woman is let loose with babies..🤪🤪 #tippingpoint

19th....Someone get around that woman's house and sell her something she doesn't need..... #tippingpoint