Why do people in the wall stand tight next to each other? May aswell stand 5 yards apart then use your arms to block the spaces between. #FACup

Just caught up with #Robin van Persie over lunch. He says Mark Robins is still welcome in the garden, but should remember who feeds and waters him, ahead of the #FACup tomorrow. #MUFC

A Giant Cornish pasty made for Jurgan Klopp by the Plymouth Argyle sponsers prior to The Emirates FA Cup Third Round Replay match between Plymouth Argyle and Liverpool at Home Park (2017)

Shardonnay

MANCHESTER!!!!

So excited for tomorrow’s gig @ the legendary Night & Day Cafe with @dirtylacesband

Big love to everyone who’s already bought tickets, still and handful left if you haven’t, be quick!

🎟️ - fatsoma.com/e/zf3m8w80/la/…

See you all tomorrow x

Liverpool are still to win a final without any extra time or penalties in 21 years. Klopp the latest manager not to succeed.

Number one: blocking out light. Number two: misuse of company files.

Incredible acting, script, effects, sound - everything! - at #StrangerThings live. No spoilers from me, just go and watch it! Still amazed at how live theatre can cram so much in, such an immersive experience.

Last call out for this tonight! Fancy getting a picture with the FA Cup and meeting United legend Alex Stepney?

We’re doing our 6-7 show LIVE from the football museum. Let me know if you want to come down!

Hey Jude youtu.be/A_MjCqQoLLA?si…

This party election broadcast with one of the Conservatives candidates stood on front of an illegally-parked car pretty much sums them up.

#OnThisDay 17th April 1996:

Alex Ferguson produced a mind game 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨 👌

Is there a clause in Sancho's contract for winning the CL whilst at #MUFC ?
If he wins it on loan with Dortmund, would we still have to pay it... to Dortmund? 🤔

#BVB

I'm excited to announce that the Sitting Room Nuthatches are now live streaming on my website!
You can watch and follow their progress & their redecorations!!
It's going to be really interested as I have never filmed this species before!
wildlifekate.co.uk/gwyllthollowsi…

One point closer to spurs, Liverpool and arsenal.
Two games unbeaten.
Three in two for Bruno.
(Four King desperate...)
#MUFC

River Mersey, Didsbury and Northenden. Smells as it looks.
Speaking of SH1T, United Utilities have put the price up 14% in 2 years.
Get teenage sh1ts right through the night, all right!