I’d rather be anywhere but here right now 😕 just 2 days, just 2 more days.

Apparently a thing some people routinely do is make a bunch of slides and then just roughly remember what they were going to say in response to each slide without speaker notes, I cannot imagine being able to do that.

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Making ceviche, listening to Los Bukis while my husband and son run playing and chasing each other. This is happiness ❤️.

Exactly where I want to be at my age 😊.

It’s my Friday 💃

I’ve been drinking a stress relief yogi tea that is soooo addictive that it’s scary.

The ONLY reason millennials buy houses is because of our dogs. Not ourselves, our kids but our dogs. Dogs deserve a yard to run around in and be happy in.

The one factor that’s going to determine if I’m going to have my last kid or not is if mortgage interest rates drop this year 🤦🏻‍♀️

Learn something every day

People renting out single rooms in the ghetto for $1200 is crazy. Shared bathroom, no AC, no kitchen privileges. $1200, WTF.

What do I always do, take a nap 😅.

Every time I leave my husband alone for 2-3 hours, what does he do… deep cleans the whole house ❤️

If you’re a full ass nurse AND a female and you say to me during my report of a 42 year old post partum “I didn’t know women over 40 could still have babies!?” Maam. I’m concerned about your license being real amongst other things.

Co worker, so she works too and she’s cooking every evening. There’s a problem there 😳.

I’ve never owed THIS much in taxes, holy $hejrjfhjrkedbbs 😳

I'm not sure if Gen Z's have educated themselves about this but as an elder millenial it's my job to pass down wisdom: the craziest development in recent royal history is that Prince William used to be the hot one