OP-ED: AI ART SUCKS!

If you do it, you're by definition a loser!

John Melendez is a HERO, not me!

BEST IN THE BUSINESS!

The US President and UK Prime Minister, working together, getting things done ... knocking over the Nazis ... CORRECT!

Ugh ...

When the President of the United States speaks, the WORLD listens ...

SJ IS THERE!

Can you meet the John Melendez challenge?

Or claim faux victory - which makes you Nobody Likes Onions and then I lose respect ...

OP-ED: THE EASY JOKE IDIOT'S MAKE!

Harvard and Yale grad, President Bush, suffered the same type of fools as NYU grad John Melendez - High School dropouts like SHULI or SUNY Brockport people like WhoAreThesePodcasts? feel they compete on the same level - they don't!

OP-ED: BEUATY AND THE BEAST!

Vile Nobody Likes Onions's attack on young Kate Meaney, 24, is unforgivable! John Melendez MUST intervene!

Last chance, fatso ... and take down that photo of SJ's kid ... You're playing a player now, dolt ...

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: BRENNAN CLAIMS 'KARL HAS A VERY GAY ENERGY'!

Respected The MLC Podcast tells Mudshark Chad Zumock "FLORIDA'S GREATEST COMEDIAN" that there's a 'very gay energy' to Old Lady Lothario WhoAreThesePodcasts?. Wonder if John Melendez will address today!

I REPORT: YOU DECIDE!

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WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MUDSHARK SUGGESTS LADY KMART IS CLOSETED!

Chad Zumock "FLORIDA'S GREATEST COMEDIAN", who has nothing against gay people, suggests WhoAreThesePodcasts? is closeted! If true, I'm sure John Melendez would say it's sad we live in a society where such people can't be open!
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WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MEANEY TO FILE A POLICE REPORT AGAINST MELTON FOR MURDER AND GANG RAPE THREATS, SOURCE SAYS!

I hear that heroic and brave Kate Meaney, aged 24, plans to stand-up to notorious and sinister online bully. Nobody Likes Onions, 48, and file a police report.

cc: John Melendez

John Melendez Cardiff Electric You're the George Washington of the Hackverse, SJ - you cannot tell a lie ...

OP-ED: MELENDEZ'S DEFENSE OF MEANEY SHOWS HE'S A GENTLEMAN, HUMANITARIAN AND DEFENDER OF WOMEN'S RIGHTS!

Bravo to John Melendez for standing up against misogynistic hate aimed at @katemeaney2 and saying she should call the cops!

Cometh the hour, cometh Stuttering John!

BIG QUESTION: DID MELTON BREAK FEDERAL LAW BY THREATENING HARM AGAINST MEANEY!

I think most would agree that Kate Meaney, aged 24, or anyone for that matter, should be subject to such threats! It's clear Nobody Likes Onions broke TeamYouTube's TOS, but did he break the law, John Melendez?

STATEMENT FROM THE OFFICE OF MR JOHN EDWARD MELENDEZ

Mr Melendez is glad to confirm if $15,000 is put up, a ring and license are acquired, and the pugilistic contest takes place with 4 oz gloves, he will fight Messers Melton and Bedabbler in Las Vegas.

cc: John Melendez

OP-ED: IS APRIL LARUE SAFE?

Pretend radio guy Steel Toe Morning Show's factory worker wife April Imholte has disappeared from his e-begging show. But where is she? We hope she's safe and getting help with her well-documented challenges, so would welcome clarification!

TOP FIVE HEROES IN THE HACKVERSE - END OF WEEK RANKING!

1. John Melendez and Chad Zumock "FLORIDA'S GREATEST COMEDIAN" - JOINT
2. Citizen M for content creation services
3. Mahmood Hikmet for April LaRue YT post-departure playlist scoop
4. April Imholte for leaving Steel Toe Morning Show
5. ShulisAnonymous

TOP FIVE WORST IN THE HACKVERSE - END OF WEEK RANKING!

1. Lonely pretend radio guy Steel Toe Morning Show
2. Tab dodging consiglieredg
3. Deranged pothead Stevie Lew
4.The Shuli Network's Trailer Trash Joe
5. Shit-weighing SHULI

Another strong week for John Melendez ...

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: PEAK SHIT-WEIGHER DELUSIONAL THINKING!

Fact: John Melendez gave SHULI of flagging The Shuli Network three chances and defeated him three times! Then, after that, the shit-weigher lurked like a weirdo desperate for SJ's attention!
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MUDSHARK TOP - BUT MELENDEZ COMFORTABLY THUMPS THE SHIT-WEIGHER!

Net earnings p/hr:

Chad Zumock "FLORIDA'S GREATEST COMEDIAN": $290.32
The MLC Podcast: $135.29
John Melendez: $79.26
The Shuli Network: $31.78 on average per employee
Steel Toe Morning Show: $27.40
SHULI's BS Show: $16.89 on average per employee

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: DABBLERS ANONYMOUS SAYS MELENDEZ OUTWITTED DG!

Dolt consiglieredg has The Shuli Network Trailer Trash Joe levels of popularity!

Another victory for John Melendez after knocking over enemies, Elmoron and April LaRue, already this year!
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