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Mrs Nigel Farage

@MrsNigel

Wife of Lord Farage (tbc) and First Lady of Brexit. Parody obvs.

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Nigel is really hoping that Ann's thatch is on the menu in the jungle Bushtucker Trials. He’d be able to choke that down, no problem.

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I am sincerely hoping that Lord Cameron, as Foreign Secretary, will bring some stability to the Pork Markets.

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Is anyone else thinking that there is a hapless plastic surgeon out there somewhere wondering how he’s going to turn Yevgeny Prigozhin into Brad Pitt?

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After all that hoo-har with Nigel and Coutts, Ann says she is keeping her savings under her thatch from now on.

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Boris Johnson has claimed that the reason he hasn’t handed his mobile over to the Covid enquiry is that the dog ate it and he and Carrie are waiting for nature to take its course.

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Minister Robert Jenrick, who ordered a mural at a reception centre for child asylum speakers to be painted over because it was “too welcoming” has decided instead to make everyone who arrived by boat wear the letter B on their clothes.

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Nigel and I are going to the Trouserleg and Ferret for dinner tonight. Nigel is driving so he can’t have a drink. He will have to wait until he gets there.

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Putin is so kind. He has not only completely forgiven Prigozhin for his armed mutiny but offered to set him up with his own window cleaning business in Belarus.

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