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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

{PARODY} Whoever previously owned the @mrteriyakii account changed their @/handle without saving it. Oops 🫒 I'm the new owner, just a simple fisherman 🎣

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calendar_today23-08-2023 01:03:02

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There are some people that end up sleeping with the fishes
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And there are others who end up sleeping WITH the fishes
πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ₯΅

Which one are you??

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Some of y'all need to stop searching for Nemo and find Jesus, instead.

He's been known to completely
S T U F F
you full with unlimited fish
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Some of y'all need to stop searching for Nemo and find Jesus, instead. He's been known to completely S T U F F you full with unlimited fish πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅
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I need to make a dating profile on the Plenty of Fish dating site. My horoscope said I should be coming into luck finding a Pisces lover
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I just got offered a lead role for Aquaman! But the company says the movies are going to be uploaded to something called BarnHub dot com?? Idk. Sounds pretty fishy to me...
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A Red Lobster commercial came on and has me acting up
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I'm gunna go grab a bite to eat, y'all want anything while I'm there??

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All u motha flippers are gon' fry like fish! You can swim, you can hide (where the sun don't shine), but sooner or later, u gonna get FKD...

...probably inside wherever u hidin
😀

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Man, sometimes it just feels like I'm barely keeping my head above the surface. Feeling like a fish out of water.

And then I find myself back in the bowl to live another day! 😊

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