much as i would like them gone ASAP there is no denying this would be incredibly funny

the ‘stage door’ for Tom Holland Romeo and Juliet is absurd, like literally I had to take a back route to get to Charing X

nobody has more respect for the conservative party of great britain than me but they need to purged with a cleansing fire that will leave them just a horrible folktale to tell disobedient children

the D:Ream thing is surprisingly good bants

‘IT’S ME, THE FURLOUGH GUY!!’

Michelle Terry is a fantastic actor. But, is this production a good enough response to the backlash? I’m not sure…

Read my review of Richard III in Time Out Theatre

truly no more rewarding activity than slapping on some random Neil Young album that was recorded in 1983 and not released until 2021 for Reasons and then discovering it has at least one ten minute banger on it

I asked James Graham when the election would be and he said October 31 or November 14 fyi!

I actually think this is quite a smart edit as you simply assume they’ve spotted maul and are running from him, but seems like a slightly mad cut for the sake of 30 secs

Nadia Fall will become the eighth artistic director of the Young Vic, taking up the reins in January next year. Congratulations to Nadia and the Young Vic, commiserations to Theatre Royal Stratford East which now has to find a new artistic director

who are the good german theatre critics and what do they want

this is something I have devoted quite a lot of time towards thinking about and why I would absolutely not get a teleporter though you are welcome to

that harp lass’s emails are going to be a horrorshow today